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Tell her you got someone pregnant and the lady is coming with her family today.
Let her cook and await their arrival.

When she's done.
Go to the kitchen, serve yourself and eat enough.
When she asks, tell her you were referring to her younger self.
Many years ago when she was pregnant of you.

Lol.. that's funny because he would already be dead befor the thought of food comes to mind... she will beat the living day light out of your body oooo... pls don't do it. Why would she even think of cooking food for the family of the girl you got pregnant when it's not like you are married... let's think of another one 😂

Hahahaha

Don't mind me joor

Lol... pick up her phone and be like "mummy, who is ahmed? He just credited your account with 15million" .... she most likely would be eager to see and them you give her the phone (make sure April fool is on the screen before giving her)