Just to be clear, I don't think I know it all, the point of atheism is that we do NOT know it all, we do not have the answers. That's what atheism is. It is people like you who think everything has a simple explanation. We do not observe a simple earth. So don't put words in my mouth.
Anyway, thanks, I will make sure to enjoy my bloody, painful, eternal damnation when the time comes! I'll even say you recommended me =D