PLASTIC JESUS BLUES (SLEDGEHAMMER REDEMPTION)
By Bobby Pizazz
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A432Hz, (Key of E Minor – 120 BPM – 4/4 stomp like a boot on Satan’s neck)*
[Intro – 8 bars of pure menace]
(Double-kick snare rolls like machine-gun fire, Distorted harmonica snarls, Organ hits like church bells dropped from a helicopter, )
“ONE—TWO—THREE—FOUR!” (crowd roars)
PLASTIC JESUS BLUES (SLEDGEHAMMER REDEMPTION)
– Show Summary
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PMv5
(Key of E Minor – 120 BPM – 4/4 stomp like a boot on Satan’s neck)
[Intro – 8 bars of pure menace]
(Double-kick snare rolls like machine-gun fire. Distorted harmonica snarls. Organ hits like church bells dropped from a helicopter.)
“ONE—TWO—THREE—FOUR!” (crowd roars)
[Verse 1 – Snarling, half-spoken]
Down on Vanderbilt, where the saints all lied,
Belmonte’s crypt keeps the receipts inside.
Fisk choir screams through WSMV’s glare,
BMI’s counting corpses—millionaires in despair!
Pope Leo’s grinning, crown of thorns and chrome,
Liberal Jesus shotguns bourbon, calls the gutter home.
Idols built of plastic, melting in the flame,
Truth’s a sledgehammer, baby—remember the name!
[PRE-CHORUS – Gang vocals, rising]
FALLEN!
FALLEN!
FALLEN IDOLS BLEED!
[Chorus – FULL THROTTLE, fists in the air]
POPELEO’S VANDERBILT BELMONTE FISK WSMV BMI’S LIBERAL JESUS!
“PLASTICJESUSBLUES” MOURNS THE FALLEN HOMOSEXUALS!
SUPERSTARS THE JEWS FOR JESUS PEDOPHILES STARS OF MUSIC ROW?!”
(Guitar riff: chug-chug-CHUG—drop to half-time)
Neon halo SHATTERS—confetti turns to RUST,
Plastic savior face-down in the DUST!
Mourn the queens, the kings, the freaks they tried to bury—
TRUTH’S A SLEDGEHAMMER—LET THE DEVIL SAY “MERCY!”
[Verse 2 – Faster, spitting venom]
Homosexual heartbeats pounding through the gates,
Superstars in sequins laughing at the hate!
Jews for Jesus middle-finger to the pews,
Pedophile prophets choking on the news!
Music Row’s a kill floor, gold records for the dead,
Every hit single’s a bullet to the head!
Grand Ole Opry’s haunted—ghosts in every string,
SLEDGEHAMMER SALVATION—LET THE TRUTH FUCKING SING!
[Bridge – Breakdown, crowd chant]
(Drums drop to heartbeat. Single distorted chord sustains.)
“IS IT SIN OR IS IT SHOWBIZ?” (whisper)
“BOTH!” (scream)
(Band explodes—double-time thrash. Fiddle saws like a chainsaw through a crucifix.)
[Final Chorus – ALL GUNS BLAZING]
POPELEO’S VANDERBILT BELMONTE FISK WSMV BMI’S LIBERAL JESUS!
“PLASTICJESUSBLUES” MOURNS THE FALLEN—NOW THEY RISE AS GHOSTS!
SUPERSTARS THE JEWS FOR JESUS PEDOPHILES—BURN THE FUCKING COAST!
(Feedback squeals. Kick drum triples. Crowd screams the hook back.)
Plastic Jesus WON’T YOU BLEED FOR ME?
Truth’s a SLEDGEHAMMER—SET THE CAPTIVES FREE!
[Outro – 30 seconds of chaos]
(Band locks into a relentless chug. Harmonica wails like a dying siren.)
“MOURN THE ROW! MOURN THE ROW!” (chant fades into white-noise collapse)
(Final hit: cymbal crash + power chord + single spoken word—)*
“Amen.”
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Music Row’s a kill floor, gold records for the dead,
Every hit single’s a bullet to the head!
Grand Ole Opry’s haunted—ghosts in every string
He sounds just like O'l Hank He's a dead ringer