You should really pitch this skit to Saturday Night Live. This is some hilarious stuff. Thumbs up buddy. This sweecee character you have created has the potential to be the next "Urkel". A catchphrase might help though: how about "CHINA KILL EVERYTHING!" or "There is no ZUUL, only CHINA!!!" or maybe "Go ahead punk, make CHINA day!" or perhaps "CHINA SMASH!!!"