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You can contact me, strictly in confidence. Simply say, meaty bangstick three times whilst looking into a mirror.

I await your call.

I'm sitting here wondering if they gave it a try or not? Kind of wish I could be a fly on the wall for that one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...perfect response @meesterboom.

If you have a question for me, ask it here. You've still not answered my previous question of "What do you mean by 'partner'?" from the last discussion we had.