I feel like I get a disproportionate amount of the buggers, I think one told me it loved me a couple posts ago. It's like what if these russian bots get so advanced they genuinely fall in love with me then fuck with my life via email and social media, yknow?
Also they're annoying.
There are just too many. Too many Russian robots and no election for another two years..uggg. Sometimes I think they watch me while I'm in the shower..I think that's inappropriate..
"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad." ~ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey