😕 " It Turns Out We Are Able To Control Our Own Farts!

in #writing7 years ago

Hello friends hunters dollar in steemit, how are you all? I hope you are fine and enjoy this world with all the fun. on this occasion I will tell a little story, my story and writing this time is about fart. am i too dirty to write about it? if not, would you read first? lets do it!

Farts is humane, Whoever it is, be it a child, an adult, a royal queen even to a president. But you must know that farts have different characteristics to their owners, from the smell of farts to a surprising sound.
The question: can we set the sound of fart? It all depends on the person who controls it!

  • First of all you need to know how it can happen.

The fart occurs when your body emits gas from the shelter. Some of that gas comes from the air on while you eat and breathe. Some of them are formed when your body digests food to turn it into energy for your body. Millions of bacteria that live in your intestines also help the digestive system. As they do their job, there are different types of gases that are released. The gases travel through the colon until it reaches the rectum, and then they come out as a fart: sometimes some of the gas you put out is a so calm, but some gas is also loud enough to make your pants rocking.

  • The frequency of each person's fart is different from each other, with the average person going to issue a fart every day.

The most severe farts ever recorded in a day by a person is up to 40 times. Wow, so much is spent in a day! The cause there is all sorts. You can fart due to the air you swallow, normal digestive outcomes, intestinal bacteria that cause fermentation, high-fiber foods, lactose intolerance (milk products) and intolerance to short-chain carbohydrates.

  • When will that fart be a problem for you? when people know the source of the sound.

Farts can be a problem for you when you throw it out loud. There are 3 kinds of troubled farts, namely: voices loud and embarrassing, soft-spoken but causing a tremendous smell and make a loud noise. Normal farts are those that have a sound that is not too loud or too slow, and the smell is also not too stinging. That means your body runs its metabolism system normally.

I think that's enough discussion about fart, the writing about this fart is just as humor. but behind the humor in my writing this, can also be useful to keep your fart, because fart it can make you in the shadows, imagine if you are in a crowded atmosphere. I am @manah. greetings the world of steemit.

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Beer is fart power maker.

Is it because beer contains soda?

How can you be so sure about "us"? At most, you can be certain about your capability. :D

I'm 15 times a day, that's countless since I wake up in the morning. 😄