Fine piece of writing, particularly since you did that in 5 minutes.
(Something similar would take me a day or more to write, change, edit, rewrite, edit, scrap, etc, ad infinitum.)
I really like this line ... "I wish I could be happy like the tv people. A happy ending every thirty minutes."
It says so much more than the simple words say.
p.s. It should read "be happy." :-)
I actually meant I wish I could 'happy' like them. Like happy is a thing they do, not being happy :)
Excellent. Extra marks (well, extra vote%) for being creative, and a few more extra for being surprisingly creative.