I find this particularly offensive because I actually have a penis where my ear should be and an ear where my penis should be (my life is tough enough as is with all the ridicule, plus every time I fart in the night I wake myself up).
Genuinely a great idea for a blog series, although with all the weirdness out there you'll have a thousand-yard stare by the end of it!
Ahahah, must make popping boners awkward, too :P
Hey, thanks!! I think I was born with a thousand-yard stare, so I'm not too worried. I legitimately have thousands of stupid ads saved to my computer, so my real concern is ever getting through all of them.