Every time I think I’ve exhausted the supply of rubbish dating ads for the desperate and socially unskilled, I manage to find an unplumbed pocket of the internet where still more lurk, quietly festering. Given the volume of the ads I’ve collected and the lengths to which some people will go for love, I’ve given up trying to predict exactly how many parts this series will have. My conservative estimate is “many”.
Parts 1|Part 2|Part 3|What is an Adtrocity?
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Friendzone-Busting Cologne: The Smell of Virginity.
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Once again, folks, mind control does not equal consent. It’s scary that I have to reiterate this.
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“Can you save your hair clippings next time you get it cut? I want to make felt out of it.”
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If you’re relying on weird puppets to get girls to like you, I think you may have discovered why none of them do.
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His eyes are begging for a swift death.
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Where do you find all these?
I spend entirely too much time looking :P
I've got 600+ saved on my computer, so I'm not even close to done.
Carry on! I am actually really enjoying these.
Thank you! :)
So it smells like Axe/Lynx, then?
Or an unholy potpourri of both
retches
Friendzoned :(
hahaha
We could just.... talk to them!! haahahahaha