Ha! I've run out of acronyms, so I'm just going to appreciate all the ones that you've written.

BTC = Bound To Crash

This is way too scary considering it's currently the foundation of the cryptocurrencies of today!

ETH = Everyone Tried Helping

Everyone did try to help, and while it was fluctuating for a while, at least it has kind of normalized now.

Nice bro, keep the words coming! :D