Technology is Taking Over. Grave Danger Imminent!

Technology is taking over. Many of the world's brightest minds such as Elon Musk are warning that it will threaten our very existence as a species.

The 20th century saw the birth of the personal computer. It started out as a way to easily store files and play missle attack. Now it wants to kill you, your kids and fuck your wife

Technology has enabled terrorists to talk and coordinate strikes on the go with the birth of the cellular telephone. They can also order Domino's while on the bus and have it ready when they get home, thanks to these modern pieces of telecommunication

Everyday our push towards Artificial Intelligence
and more advanced fuck machines puts our future in jeapordy. I read a story in the National Inquirer that said Tim Cook wants to put chips in our brain so we can more easily access the app store!

Everyday were losing more ground to advanced technology. How long before it learns to betray us? We've already put most of our emergency systems and utilities in the trust of super computers.

Humans are even losing the ability to feed ourselves. We have chicken breasts you can cook in a toaster, we can't even make juice anymore we need $400 machines

Credit: Juicero

Ok that one isn't threatening us anymore it went out of business once people realised you can just squeeze the bags yourself. But how long until the next juice machine is built that wants to take us out? I say 3 weeks tops

We have to be careful here people, if you won't listen to a genuis like Mr. Musk, that's saying humans are in great danger perhaps you'll listen to this trusted source?

That's Estelle Getty, the former Golden Girl that was once using an electronic can opener and said, "how do you work this thing?" I think you can read between the lines?..

We're doomed

Thanks for reading!

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