Dear Facebook, I am sorry you have not heard from me in a while. I got all your emails asking me why I have not been visiting. You know I have always been a good friend. There is no day we don't interact. I know you keep records well and you know that I have been away for almost 21 days now.
I am sorry it has to be like this but I found a new friend. I don't know if you know him. He is not as popular as you nor as old as you but he is better than you. His name is steemit. He is a social news service who runs a blogging and social networking website on top of a blockchain database known as steemit.
He is a very wonderful person and has a lot of friends. He has introduced me to his friends and they welcomed me with open arms. I have so far learnt a lot of things and I have inspired lot of people on steemit through my farmwork. I post about my daily activities on steemit. I know you allow me do that but stemmit rewards me for posting about myself. Wow isn't that wonderful? So far I have made like $30 on steemit and i intend to make more.
I'm sorry I will not be able to explain further because i have not visited steemit today and I know that he would have been woried about me. I will explain better in my subsequent letters to you. Have a nice day
Yours sincerely
Ewuoso olusesi
Very funny!
Yeah
Brilliant one.
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True.
I did the same back in 2012. After 5 years of search I certainly found what I was looking for.
Ok
Very nice and very well said, Is it time to say bye bye to long time friend FB?
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Great. Thanks for sharing. I vote for you and begin to follow you. And Resteemed...
Thanks
Haha, this is great! tldr; Facebook: it's not me, it's you.
Yeah. Thanks for commenting
Share it to your facebook account bro!let them know and bring them to steemit.com,this platform is the best i ever meet!
I will
:D
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This post is so lovely. I hope facebook accepts your plea. Nice one there.
Thanks
Hahahahaha...
Omo nor be small thing ooo
Abi
Lol😁...
This letter is really nice.
Thank you
Hilarious , nice one bro. I was abt to come up with somtin like dis ooo.......bt overtaking is allowed sha...
Hahahahahah. Thanks
I like your sense of humor.
Thank you
Sorry ~ But not sorry. Great letter @ewuoso. 🦋
Dont break his heart