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Count me in. :) I would be happy to be the member of that reading club.

Let me ruin the secret: I'm genuinely mentally disturbed but manage to function at a mid to high level 70% of the time.

and sometimes i make up my own words

lol, thanks for revealing the secret. jokes apart, I haven't see many to write in that fashion, so let it be a bit different and enjoyable to read. Keep writing. Have a great day :)