It's a little known fact that frogs enjoy a good smoke too. It's true. They puff away like Victorian era chimneys. He probably wanted to go two's on it with you, but all you did was balance him on your foot. That's why he wasn't moving. It's like a dog that sits and begs for your Spam. Little buggers they are. I know what they fucking want, and it's my reconsituted meat. Basically, he's after your Rothmans Superkings, and he'll probably nick your lighter too.