The man can be charged as a DRUG PUSHER, if the weed were found in his @ss. How else did it get in there? . or he can be detained until some leaves grow out of his ears. The cops have a literal understanding of "five-fingered ounces". The only way the cops may be vindicated is if they can provide a full prostate diagnostic report of the man, corroborated by a proctologist or, politely ask for a second date, like the man said.