Why I'm Single - reason #86

in #whyimsingle8 years ago (edited)

I was on a first date last night with a man I met through an online dating site. He has 2 goldens - one male, one female. He was expressing frustration at the amount of time it takes for the dogs to "go" because they won't go out at the same time.

I told him he should get two female dogs because they would ALWAYS go together.

He didn't laugh.