他是土豪,你是麦霸,KTV里人人平等

in #wherein5 years ago

今天听同事说下个礼拜有个毕业十周年同学会,她说她不想去!为什么?混的normal是不是要去参加同学会?如果是我,肯定去!

混的normal就是还可以,所以我觉得这个时候不去,你什么时候去啊?非得混成马云了再去啊?那你想的有点多了,因为你有可能越混越差,现在不去,以后就再也不能去了。Normore可能是你这辈子生活的巅峰……所以抓紧时间赶紧去。

这个时候你最最适合参加同学会了,为什么呢?我给大家分析一下,首先他就是一个不花钱的高端饭局。你混的normal,第一你清闲,不忙碌;第二也没人找你借钱,你就带着一张嘴去吃好喝;第三,重点是不用买单!同学聚会,买单环节,一向是同学会最有仪式感的炫富环节,如果这个都要AA,说明你们班真的没有什么混的好的!你们放心,他们真正混得好的,同学会把聚会搞成米其林餐厅标准,所有你没有吃过的山珍海味都可以在这里免费吃到,多好!

 我早就跟同事讲过,在占便宜这样的人生小事上不要谈自尊。同学混的好,我们普通同学只有好处,没有损失!我负责任的告诉你们,如果你们班同学有妇产科主任,小学班主任和中学班主任,爬,你都要爬起来,去参加同学会。你混的normal没关系,为下一代加油啊!同学会就是一个久别重逢尽情展示自我风采的大型联欢会现场!到联欢会现场谁厉害?肯定是混的normal的人,你要不是娱乐生活搞得好,你也不能混的Normal。联欢会现场,他是土豪,你是麦霸,KTV里人人平等。你越是normal,你越要去参加。你不去一下,你都不知道你有多normal啊!

 我每年都是要去参加同学会,就是想去看看我的男神变得怎么样了?年复一年我都有点胖了,他还是那样,我一点都不难过,这特别有助于我修心,我还去,因为你就知道有些东西你得不到是有道理的。很多女同学,为了见你,风雨无阻的穿旗袍,你不感动吗?我觉得啊,什么叫混的normal?跟首富一比,我们人人都很normal!人生都是起起落落,一时给别人捧捧场,一时听听别人的掌声,人生在世又何必在意一时沉浮,我觉得就是要去参加同学会。

 有些人说,没有那么多的青春回忆,就是因为有的人混的好,你混的一般,还不是特别差,所以你觉得这种同学情谊就就此中断了吗?我觉得如果说你是一个有上进心的人,你要去同学会,因为可以激励自己更加努力。如果你是一个云淡风轻的人,你就去听他们吹牛逼,然后感觉到他们的高贵,身为同学这为什么不行,这有什么不好呢?我就问你一个问题,你坚持不去同学会,如果你们同学都认为你不在了,你怎么办?

 回头说来,要原谅你的同学,他好不容易混的好了,他不让你知道一下,他真的是难受!他不是想伤害你,他只是怕憋死自己。我们一定要允许一部分同学先富起来,因为你不允许,他也会先富起来的。混的normal怎么办?去健身,我告诉你,你混的normal是没事,你吃的太胖了,你是真的不想去啊!

 Today, I heard from my colleagues that there is a 10th anniversary class meeting next week. She said she didn't want to go!  why?  Mixed normal is not going to attend classmates?  If it is me, definitely go!

 Mixed normal is OK, so I don't think it is time to go. When are you going?  Do you have to mix it into Ma Yun and go again?  Then you think a little bit more, because you may be getting worse and worse, now you can't go, you can't go anymore.  Normore may be the pinnacle of your life... so hurry and hurry.

 At this time, you are most suitable for the class meeting, why?  I will give you an analysis. First of all, he is a high-end dinner without spending money.  You mix normal, first you are free, not busy; second, no one is looking for you to borrow money, you will take a mouth to eat and drink; third, the focus is not to pay!  

  Class reunion, paying the link, has always been the most ceremonial slogan of the class reunion. If this is AA, it means that there is really nothing mixed in your class!  You can rest assured that they are really well mixed. The classmates will make the party a Michelin restaurant standard. All the seafood that you have not eaten can be eaten here for free. How good!

  I have already told my colleagues that I should not talk about self-esteem in the small things like life.  Classmates mix well, our ordinary students only have the benefits, no loss!  I am responsible to tell you that if your class has a director of obstetrics and gynaecology, a primary school class teacher and a middle school class teacher, climb, you must climb up and go to the class meeting.  It doesn't matter if you mix normal, cheer for the next generation!  The same society is a large-scale party that will reunite and show off your own style!  Who is going to the party at the party?  It must be a normal person. If you are not doing a good job in entertainment, you can't mix Normal.  At the party, he is a local tyrant. You are a tyrant. Everyone in KTV is equal.  The more normal you are, the more you have to attend.  You don't go, you don't know how normal you are!

  Every year, I am going to attend a class meeting. I just want to see how my male god is getting better?  Year after year, I am a little fat. He is still like that. I am not at all sad. This is especially helpful for me to cultivate my heart. I will go because you know that there are things that you can't get.  Many female students, are you not moved to see you wearing a cheongsam in the rain or shine?  I think, what is the mixed normal?  Compared with the richest one, we are all normal!  Life is always ups and downs, and I will give it to others for a while. I will listen to the applause of others for a while. Why do you care about the ups and downs when you are alive? I think I am going to attend the Alumni Association.

  Some people say that there are not so many memories of youth, that is, because some people mix well, you mix well, it is not particularly bad, so do you think this kind of classmate friendship is interrupted?  I feel that if you say that you are a self-motivated person, you have to go to the class meeting because you can motivate yourself to work harder.  If you are a light-hearted person, you will listen to them bragging, and then feel their nobleness. Why not be a classmate, why is this not good?  I will ask you a question. You insist that you don't go to the class meeting. If your classmates think that you are gone, what do you do?

Going back, forgive your classmates,!

He is so easy to mix, he will not let you know, he is really uncomfortable! He is not trying to hurt you, he is just afraid of killing himself. We must allow some of our classmates to get rich first, because you don't allow them, and he will get rich first. What about mixed normal? Going to the gym, I tell you, your normal is nothing, you are too fat, you really don't want to go!

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