I would take away all the money from someone who screwed me over and treated me like crap and all because he had more money than me. Then I would make him come to a point where he has no choice but to ask me, and no one else, for some money and then I would deliver the lesson to him in a loud, God-shouting-down-at-you voice... Let him squirm for a couple of years before giving his wealth back to him tenfold.

Then I would move to more important matters. I would eradicate the differences between my parents and help them reverse their divorce. I should be able to do that, right? I would know what each one of them is thinking and feeling. No misunderstandings will be left. Besides, I'll be God: nothing is impossible for me, right?

Then I would probably go back in time and tell myself to join Steemit on day one, power up like I'm mad all the way and be the most active person on there, because HF-19 is on the way. I'll probably be like "HF-19?? WTF is that?" and I would tell myself "Don't ask, just do. Trust me you will thank me later."

And then I would use up my last remaining time in power to do random acts of kindness to people in need. That's what God does, right???

Bruce Almighty was an insanely hilarious movie by the way :)