To eat, or not to eat, that is the question. Nearly threw up the first time I had a durian in my mouth... 🤢
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To eat, or not to eat, that is the question. Nearly threw up the first time I had a durian in my mouth... 🤢
They are literally the worst food on the face of the planet. Why were they even invented!
I have no idea. I'd so like to meet the person who went, "Oh, look at this spiky fruit. It smells like a pile of literal garbage, and my hands bleed every time I touch it... But heck, let's just crack it open and give it a taste."
Makes you wonder huh? And humans are supposed to be smart. 🥴
If you'd like to blame someone for bringing the durian to mass popularity, you can blame the Italian and Portuguese merchants that landed here in old Malaya, back in the 1400s. We might never knew the ... who first cracked it open.
I wanted to put in Aussie slang which is the opposite of "cobber" in that blank '...' space. Any insight?
Knob jockey?
Ah, that sounds suitable. It must've been a gigantic knob jockey to have discovered, ate, and then spread the good love of durians around. Fucking awful. Thankfully, Covid has made it ever harder to harvest, and thus consume durians. It might be the only good thing that I can praise the plague for.
😂