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Dude, we're going to have to ask David Attenborough for confirmation on that...I never get in there with them around these parts...To many of those sharp-toothed bastards around here.

Hahah ah good old David Attenborough. I can picture his iconic voice explaining how sharks farting is a wonder of the natural world, rarely seen by man and never before captured on camera.

He knows everything that fella. Even shark farting behaviour. I think he was going to release a documentary on the topic however decided to save it for a lost tapes program to be released when he is dead and gone. Will be a winner.