Lol...You've made a very relevant observation...If one is getting attacked by a bear, or a shark for that matter, it's all about diverting its attention to someone else. A slow runner, someone having a picnic near by, a swimmer splashing around...Anyone but yourself.
I guess in your case, because you may be the slow person, you could resort to tripping up a fellow hiker? That'd probably be just as effective.
Here though, sharks tend to prefer tourists so yeah...You're pretty much fucked no matter what. 😂
Ok, not really.
Really.
Ahahahaha. Kind of what I thought. With my luck, I'd miss the tripping because I'd have to do it right away before I fell behind everybody.
I'd probably have a better chance with the Shark. Fat floats and I've always been a strong swimmer. Surely I could get ahead of some one in the water. I'd be in trouble with the bear unless one of the party was in a wheelchair.
Up in the North people finally realized that swimming with Orca with a black wetsuit on was probably not a good idea. The Orcas seemed to think they were seals and they are very high on the Orca like list. Now they wear suits with stripes and stars and stuff on them.
Doesn't matter much. Orcas think that's a seal with funny markings.
Don't worry about sharks, it's Australia. You know how much Aussies love the beach...There's always loads of kids in the water. You'll be fine. 🥴
I reckon those orcas wouldn't mind what they are...Seal, human...Same but different. Lol. But seriously,what idiot gets in with them in a black wetsuit. 🤷🏾♂️
Hi I would like to introduce myself, I love to wear black wetsuits and swim with sharks.
Nice to meet you, probably won't know you for long. 😂
I always swim/surf with my mate Andrew Carter from SA they love the taste of him, he's been hit twice by great whites.
He deserves it though wearing budgie smugglers like that.
Lol...Don't hold back mate.
Third time's a charm...Maybe for the shark though. Best take old Andy boy along mate...Someday his sacrifice will save your life.
Not really last time he survived and his mate didn't, Andy made the Guinness book of records for living through two attacks.
This has all gotten a bit serious, maybe I should fart to lighten the mood, everyone likes a good fart.
WTF did I just read..?
This was a very strange string of comments...
Ending with a "Fart."
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Shark farts are the worse ever...Or so I'm told.
Yes, an interesting comment thread here...But then it's not surprising, the #weekend-engagement is no place for boring shit...It's all about...Well, anything goes really I suppose.
Yes, anything goes I suppose...
Hey! Quick question ya'll...
Are shark farts wet ones.?
I think I just... "Shark Farted?"
Dude, we're going to have to ask David Attenborough for confirmation on that...I never get in there with them around these parts...To many of those sharp-toothed bastards around here.
Hahah ah good old David Attenborough. I can picture his iconic voice explaining how sharks farting is a wonder of the natural world, rarely seen by man and never before captured on camera.