Listen, you didn't talk about the test you should have given her BEFORE the marriage.

Put her in front of a computer and make sure the Internet connection is slow.

If she makes sounds like a walrus giving birth, ditch the wedding.

If she doesn't make any noise at all, get a doctor to look in your ears.

Another good test to perform is to wait until she's mad about something. Then put a cape on her shoulders and say, "Hey, now you're Super Mad! '

If she beats the crap outta you, ditch the wedding.

Hope everything works out for ya.