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You can swim but it’s going to be a southerly and those here are icy, straight off Antartica.

I prefer swimming at the waterhole at the nearby river though.

Do you see penguins? 

Nah, we’re too far up for that.

If you look at New Zealand and in particular the north island you’ll see a big bulgie bit on the left. That’s where we are and at the bottom of that bulge is where we’re camping.