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You are welcome.
Hopefully.

But the driver needs to stop at intervals for people to relieve themselves.

Yes, but I am scared to fart... Due to 💦💩

Are you having diarrhea?

Yes... My worst bus ride ever... Ok, maybe. Maybe the other a few days ago was the worst.

Oh my sorry about that.

You could have taken ORS.

What is ORS?

Oral rehydration therapy also known as salt sugar solution.

It's a special combination of dry salts that is mixed with safe water.

Mostly used to treat dehydration caused by diarrhea, a common illness in travellers.