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You forgot to mention that Venezuela is harbouring Al-Qaeda terrorists under the full control of Iran. Therefore an Invasion of Iran is necessary to stop the Venezuelan dictator from spreading terrorism on a global scale, never seen before. It is this fact that ensures the United States government has the right to defend itself at any cost within the global borders of the empire. So everything and anything you do in the name of peace and freedom is justified and nobody can stop you mouhahhahahahaa.

I just hope your ticker can still handle all that excitement Dick!

Very astute!
Did you study at Quantico by any chance?
I think more people should share your views.
You have a very bright future young man.

Once we....err... move to help restore democracy in Venezuela by any means necessary, we'll be greeted, In Fact, as Liberators!

Don't you worry about Ol' Dick Vader's ticker, I get a new transplant every 6 months or so :)

Good to hear that your surgery is keeping you alive and well Master Vader! I did not officially study at Quantico, but I was hoping you could present me with an honourary degree, as I am an avid fan and follower of your evil plans.

Who knows, if we get the 'job done' and restore democracy, maybe I can even earn myself one of those medals of freedom.