What is love
Fly true dove
Wings that spread
Crushing dark dread
Deny the ego demands
Be strong and withstand
Love given freely
Not superficially
Minus strings
For that brings
Real love forward
Strong and stalwart.
Requests the lovely energy of crow wings @corvidae (there's candy 😉)
Hello from the rooftop!
It's Valentine's Day!
I want you to get up
and come out and play.
Hello from the rooftop!
Get out of that bed
and bring me some candy
or I'll poop on your head!
Thanks, that was fun!
Some !PIZZA to start.
Too much candy
and you will fart
Some candies make your teeth rot
Vybrainium candy does not
Vybrainum makes you strong I sing
But smell is not everything
Vybrainium sounds fun.
I'll give it a try.
Thanks for the pizza!
You're such a nice guy.
And as for the candy
give me all you got.
I can eat all I want.
My teeth will not rot.
Cuz I don't HAVE ANY TEEEEEEEETH HEE HEE HEE
(p.s. do you smell something?)
@brandt and @deeanndmathews come rhyme with us for free virtual candy.
Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Happy Valentine's Day.
Did I win?
Can you make the violets violent? I want to be entertained.
Violets are violent,
Roses are dead.
Snapdragons scream,
Off with his head.
Did I win?
Are you not entertained?
YES!!! YESSSSS!!!! BLOOD AND MURRRDERRRRRR!!!!
Very entertained. Thanks!
You win! You win, ummm.... you win....
This! You win this. Won this:
Happy Valentine's Day Massacre!
Smell is not everything
Vybrainum candy is bling.
😂😂😂
That's the best, so good! What's even better is that I watched your video of a crow pooping on your head, but you had a hat on, therefore partially shielded.
LOL you would think, but the trajectory was so perfect that it missed my hat and went straight into my hair.
But Bo never poops on my head unless he is mad at me.
LOL! You know, being pooped on by a bird is supposed to be good luck. At least, that's what I told a dear friend, wearing a white dress shirt, tie and the like as they waited for a bus on their way to an interview, only to be thoroughly bird poop dumped on while waiting.
Solidified relationship there. 😁
In the pink picture he had pooped on my head but I didn't find out 'til hours later... Stealthy bastard. It's because I was hanging out with his big brother's family on his turf. He actually bopped me on the head really hard when he caught me...😳 But at least he brought me good luck after that!
Crows are feathered seven-year-old children, they say. I believe it.
LOLOL!!! Supposedly, it's good luck if a bird poops on you. Crows are feathered seven-year-old children, hadn't heard of that before. Food for thought.
Yes! Well, technically they are seven-year-old adults, if that makes sense. I mean, they start having their own kids when they're two, so...
But, yeah! Thanks to science, it has been proven that a crow has the approximate equivalent intelligence of a seven-year-old human being. They certainly have the attitude...😍
Still, though. Eff science for having to run tests on captive birds. Bo coulda shown 'em, easy.
Links please I need to see this after reading about it 😀
OMG. I almost missed this one !PIZZA
Hellyeah Bo LOVES pizza! He dug some out of the trash in my building once and was afraid I might steal it because it was so delicious.
We have been waiting for you all day. Serve it to us hot! I might as well follow your footsteps lol
Late in the day
I've served it up
Planning to stay
But not disrupt
Let's get this word dance party rolling!
What can I say
You came in with a pop
Your mission to slay
And make it to the top
Party time 🥳
Mission of mine
Be love divine
Top can be not
Not my plot
Instead it's play
I'm bringing to stay
Pumping up the volume
With heart love balloons.
🎈❤️ Party on! ❤️🎈
I need to look into this lol token. Pure gold in here haha
I just spent my last LOL token. These engagement tokens work on a per day level. At first they give you a lot of tokens per day but as the token becomes less scarce the cut off level is higher. I like the tokens and think is is kind of a good use for tokens. There are some people that think it is spammy.
You should get a !BEER for this
Thank you for the beer.
Thank you for the good cheer.
View or trade
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BEER.What did the bar of soap do when she got to the edge of the cliff?
She Dove.
I remember these jokes. You had hundreds of them.
Shh don't tell anyone
I'm pretending to be witty and maybe funny hereOK. I won't tell people who you are.
I've always wondered if Dove ice cream bars were just Dove soap bars dipped in chocolate... maybe that's why I never tried them.
They don't taste like soap... but yeah... they look like soap bars dipped in chocolate !LOL
lolztoken.com
They enjoy the boos.
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@corvidae, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)
Maaaayyyybeeeee the soap is actually ice cream.
What is love? I was thinking of something like this
😂😂😂
That's exactly the song that came to mind when I wrote that.
Wow. I remember this. I think it was played on top 40 radio and some school dances.
Saturday Night Live had a ball with this one.