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LOL you would think, but the trajectory was so perfect that it missed my hat and went straight into my hair.
But Bo never poops on my head unless he is mad at me.

LOL! You know, being pooped on by a bird is supposed to be good luck. At least, that's what I told a dear friend, wearing a white dress shirt, tie and the like as they waited for a bus on their way to an interview, only to be thoroughly bird poop dumped on while waiting.

But Bo never poops on my head unless he is mad at me.

Solidified relationship there. 😁

In the pink picture he had pooped on my head but I didn't find out 'til hours later... Stealthy bastard. It's because I was hanging out with his big brother's family on his turf. He actually bopped me on the head really hard when he caught me...😳 But at least he brought me good luck after that!
Crows are feathered seven-year-old children, they say. I believe it.

LOLOL!!! Supposedly, it's good luck if a bird poops on you. Crows are feathered seven-year-old children, hadn't heard of that before. Food for thought.

Yes! Well, technically they are seven-year-old adults, if that makes sense. I mean, they start having their own kids when they're two, so...
But, yeah! Thanks to science, it has been proven that a crow has the approximate equivalent intelligence of a seven-year-old human being. They certainly have the attitude...😍
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Still, though. Eff science for having to run tests on captive birds. Bo coulda shown 'em, easy.

I give crows credit for far more intelligence than a 7 year old human, lol. Attitude like there's no tomorrow, oh yes. 😁 How long do crows live?

I don't know if I told you about the crow I met up close and personal, quite a long time ago. It was at a friend of a friend's place. They'd rescued a one legged crow a while back. I was sitting on the couch, crow was on the back of the couch at the other end. I thought, no way will this bird like me or want to come near me, I'll just give this crow it's space and it will do what it wants. Well, if it didn't come right over to me, let me stroke it's feathers, talk to it, look into it's eyes, stayed right by me and well, I was entranced, totally gone....such intelligence and awareness, such beauty. My close up crow story. Never been the same since.

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Crows have a way of making a person feel so seen, if that person is open. I think that empaths are also good at connecting with crows. They are extremely energetically sensitive. Pretty sure this is a huge part of their communication.

Links please I need to see this after reading about it πŸ˜€

OMG. I almost missed this one !PIZZA

Hellyeah Bo LOVES pizza! He dug some out of the trash in my building once and was afraid I might steal it because it was so delicious.

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Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

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