Sit by the fireplace and read while sipping on a fine bourbon stout

Ho ho ho, I'm feeling warm in my chest. The other meaning of absolute comes to mind. Even before math and chemistry my first encounter of absolute was a spirit from the country of Sweden.

When people mentioned reddit, they assumed you must have been talking about the Sunday paper

These punny things happen all the time. The reddit group says game stop is going pumped again. That's when I called ambulance. I can't afford another heart attack.

I'm counting this as #12 and #13 and sending 0.5 VYB at the payout of this post.