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What did the bar of soap do when she got to the edge of the cliff?
She Dove.

I remember these jokes. You had hundreds of them.

Today I saved a man from drowning in the river.

I dropped a bar of soap.

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and he washed ashore

Shh don't tell anyone

I'm pretending to be witty and maybe funny here

OK. I won't tell people who you are.

I've always wondered if Dove ice cream bars were just Dove soap bars dipped in chocolate... maybe that's why I never tried them.

They don't taste like soap... but yeah... they look like soap bars dipped in chocolate !LOL

Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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Maaaayyyybeeeee the soap is actually ice cream.