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This is Bob. He voted for lunacy. This is Bob's friend, Sally. She voted for the only alternative on the ballot slip. They're not really friends. I mean.... Just how the fuck can they be?

And it will probably end badly.

As there's an amendment to their precious constitution practically begging for a 'well-armed militia' to rise up and overthrow the tyranny that is the most corrupt US government in history.

So, expect blood and tears, then?

The end.

There are so many better stories than the original. I think the Bobs wrote it because all those pesky "rational" people pick on them.