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That's right, where you leave the cats for lodging and food.

I don't think a liar could be a guest in a Ted talk

That's Ted for you. Not sure who that guy is but almost no money is not = Free. That is logically incorrect.

Hitchhike, dumpster dive, use all your miles points to get free airfare. Volunteer at a workaway, teach english. There are definitely ways. :)