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Even when our memories fade and our bodies have turned to dust, the blockchain will still be alive, and will remember everything. It'll remember your recipes, it'll remember my rants, it'll remember your black cats, and every stain in our pants!

Poetry! I charge you with the sin of POETRY!

Ha! Poetreason!!! I should've known better to sneak that in without you noticing. I've thought about it before, that you're using your glasses only as a disguise, like Clark Kent. Now, my theory is gaining a foothold!

Poetreason! indeed. My glasses aren't fooling anyone anymore dammit!

We're on to your ruse, trickster! It can reflect the glare of the harsh sun, but it cannot deflect the truth. The truth!!

I shall wear a hat, catch me now truth seeker!!

OH MY GLOB aghast! The hat indeed concealed the identity!