I've been through Berkley Springs a couple times, and other parts of West Virginia. My last 6 months in the army I was stationed at a Nike missile site that was just a few miles from Weirton, and Wheeling wasn't that far from there either. I enjoyed the humor in your post as well as the pictures!
Thanks, glad you liked it. I was really impressed with this small town. I'm going to have to explore West Virginia a little more.