Write a very very long post and then cut it up arbitrarily and post for one month. :)
The only problem is writing that very very long post though.

If I didn't get it from this month, I remember your advice next month... that starts tomorrow so I better get writing that 10 million word post now.

That saying makes sense in the chicken form, unless Ellu had very odd chickens, special mythology chickens who cause the end of the world when they stop pecking mindlessly?

True that too. Or if Ellu treats her chicken well, cuddles with them, only uses the eggs and never cuts of their heads, that sounds good.