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A risky business, it is to support both sides. Easy to lose everything it is, when you want all!

Support neither I do.

Eliminate both eventually will I.

In the end, there can be only one.

Hate leads to suffering. Hmmm.
May the force be with you :)

You shouldn't try to "force" people....

Nothing, I try. Do I.

I think I'll stick with the guy on the soup can.

(Stick, I think, will I. With the soup can guy.)