LOL Not exactly a professional level of service, eh? I'm also wondering what exactly is a twatbag. I have not seen any of those on the market, and am unable to conceive of a purpose for one. How would one even be used? I suspect no such item even exists, indicating some disconnection from reality being suffered by the writer.

Mental illness is perhaps the worst of the afflictions suffered by man. Pity is about all reasonable people can offer to such a victim of disease. If only there were some cure for such a disability, other than electric shock collars that would discharge every time such madness as the desire to spew such drivel struck, keeping their fingers off their keyboards, allowing them the dignity that the appearance of sanity accords.

Thanks!