G'day Choogirl!
Your level of shitness is acceptable.... you're on Holiday FFS!
Just lift your game from here on!
I would love to come down for the "shindig" on the 30th but I've got a 50th Birthday in the arvo and my life wouldn't be worth living if I missed it!
Anyway, based on the general comments, maybe I could be the "Team Tosser" in Darwin, if there isn't one already?
I hope you have a great time back home and catch up with all the people who mean the most to you!!
Not sure who else is in Darwin. I feel like there's at least one other though. If you organise something I'll promote it and resteem from the Team Australia account.