If I've learned anything from the TV, it's that everything in Australia will kill you.... Oh, look at the adorable Koala... Well, it'll claw your face off...oh, just wook at da wittle kangawoo, well, It'll kick your balls in!. Frig, I think I like Australia almost as much as Canada!
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Koala's won't claw your face off, but they'll give you the clap
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160211-half-of-australias-koalas-now-have-chlamydia
To be fair I think we have the two best countries on this planet. Don't let the Americans find out this..
That is true. But, around me we have puma, bears and Timberwolves, they can all kill me, but in Australia, they would shoot acid from their eyes! Lol
The only thing that'll kill you here in Canada is the friggin cold!
O fuck you’re funny fat-e!
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