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I don't do things by halves mate, if I'm gonna have custard, I'm gonna drown that sucker.
Plus if I don't eat it, the kids will eat it, then they go psycho. So in all, its in my best interest to eat a tonne of custard. Thats my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

Mate, you're preaching to the choir here. I remember as a kid the tuckshop at my school actually sold custard cups, 25c for a foam cup of custard with sprinkles on top. I used to beg my parents for money to get a cup quite often. My record was 4 cups in one day. Apple pie without custard is a sin.