I know when I failboat hung myself it was literally like floating into a disco dance floor basically.. No pain, no worry.. Nothing. Not condoning people to go and hang themselves in the closet, but as far as ways to snuff yourself.. Probably the least painless and messy... Granted whomever finds you is going to be fucked up for a lifetime. :/

She was a good woman and deserves to be celebrated, regardless of her choice to leave us all here to bare the loss.

Cheers man.