Inspirational
The cost was nine years, three toes and an earful of doubt from everyone he ever knew, but with his prize finally in his hands, he now understood that there was nothing he couldn't do.
Sad
"We found her, she's alive," said the phone as it slipped from her bloody hand onto the photograph of Amy, who - thanks to her - would now have to suffer foster care just like her mother.
Funny?
Realising that he was never going to get this unblocked by himself, Marty began to wonder how many men must have gone through a similar experience when visiting their Mexican girlfriend's parents' house for dinner the first time..
Your turn to try. It's good for the brain.
The biggest conspiracy in history
Maybe
Obviously
Lol. I forgot about this. But if it works I shall have to use it again..
The Biggest Conspiracy in History
He always knew something wasn't right. All those years limping. Muffled laughs as he passed, made him realise something was wrong. So as he peered to his legs realising one was longer than the other. He dropped to his knees, screaming God why forsake meeeeeee.
:D