In 2003 an inmate received something very similar, apparently...WTF..
You guys see that yet?
A INMATE IN PENITENTIARY RECIEVED THIS LETTER. I WILL NOT MENTION NAME FOR PROTECTION. NOTE : RUDOLPH HESS ( ADOLF HITLERS SPY ) WHO SUPPOSEDLY COMMITTED SUICIDE. AUTOPSYS PERFORMED LATER SHOWED HE COULD NOT HAVE HUNG HIMSELF. ALSO NOTE THE STRANGE WORDS ACTUALLY HAVE MEANING IE: GAY SEX RITUALS, MEN OF POWER, ETC.
DEAR BY,
I RETURNED LAST MONTH FROM A RAZZI IN VENICE HONORING WORLD WAR 2 KAMIKAZE PILOTS AND LEARNED YESTERDAY OF YOUR TSOURIS DURING LUNCH WITH A OLD FRIEND OF OUR DAYS AS ABECEDARIAN DEFENESTERS, SANTIAGO NUDLEMAN. I HAVE READ PART OF THE NEWS STORIES ON THE TSIMMES ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND AM NOT THE LEAST BIT GRUNTLED AT THE WAY THOSE GOLIARDS AND MISIOLOGISTS ARE BALLYRAGGING YOU.I IF I HAD ANY BALLS I WOULD PUT MY HEAD IN A MOOSE. YOU MUST TAKE IT TO A PIONT TO CACCHINATE WHEN YOU LEARN ABOUT THEIR PASQUINADES IN THE RESTROOMS! REMEMBER YOU ARE IUNDER ATTACK BY PRIAPIC QUIDNUNCS WHO MOST LIKELY SUFFER FROM FROTTAGE. IT IS A PRETTY SAFE BET THAT THEIR ATTITUDE WOULD CHANGE IF THEY DEVOTED THEIR TIME TO GIVING EACH OTHER CLYSTERS. I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THE AMERICAN SYSTEM OF JEWISH PRUDENCE AND AM SURE YOU WILL BE VINDICATED AND HAVE YOUR SENTECED EITHER TERMINATED FOR TIME SERVED OR CUT DRASTICALLY.WE'VE PASSED ALOT OF WATER AND GAS SINCE THE TIMES WHEN WE WERE STUDENT PUTZES AND STREAKED ACROSS THE LOBBY AND GOOSED BELLMEN AND CONCIERGES AT THE SCOTTSBLUFF INN. I STILL CHORTLE WHENEVER I RECALL THE FUN HAD WHEN WE STAMPEDED THE TOWN GIRLS IN BAYARD AND MADE OUT WITH THE GRAZING DAIRY COWS NEAR MCGREW.
BEST WISHES
BISMARCK HERRING 8/18/03
THE INMATE THAT RECIEVED THIS LETTER ESCAPED FROM PRISON WAS CAUGHT AND RETURNED. THE PERSON 21 YEARS OLD THAT HELPED HIM IS DEAD NOW SUPPOSED TO HAVE HUNG HIMSELF. I SHOWED THIS LETTER TO COLLEGE PROFESSORS IN MY HOME TOWN. THEY SAY TO GIVE IT TO THE GUYS ATTORNEY, THEY FEEL ITS A THREAT ON HIS LIFE IF HE TALKS. I SPOKE TO THE INMATE WHO SAID DON'T BECAUSE THEY WILL LOCK ME IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY. WHAT DO YOU THINK? ANY SUGGESTIONS?
You guys are blowing my mind! There is a secret message using in Charlie's letter based on spaces (see pump comment). But this is not at all formatted in the same way. Crazy cursed letter brain virus.
Another thing I found really bizarre, is that a lot of those old-fashioned words have their etymology dated to the 18th century, as does the slang term he uses is from a dictionary published in 1788. ABECEDARIAN =alphabetical, like a dictionary.
So, I wonder if it's possible to contact that woman on the forum and find more about this letter...from 2003 to 2014. WTF? Hell, she(?) could have wrote it herself, she stopped posting in '08, and had a post claiming that she kept penpals with 50 inmates, one was her son who had bipolar. She claimed she devoted all her time to writing them. Is that selfless nurturing or mentally ill?
For sure the writer is into latin (there are no words of Greek origin that I looked so far) It's likely a student of history wrote this. Or just enjoy latin as a hobby lol Nerdy
I've found how more references tie into each other, loosely, but damn creepy. The Schindler's List and "patzer"(bad chess player), they placated a Nazi by letting him win at chess in the real life story. I'm thinking it's a psychotic person's gem. But who knows. Truth is stranger than delusions.
The poster said the letter was typed.
claimed to be from Nebraska
I tried pasting this into a diff checker but because it is in all caps it's screwing up the process. :(
I have tried contacting the author of that post, hopefully, if she is still on the board, she may offer additional information.