I have no idea if this will work or not, but let's try it.
I'll start off by writing 1 sentence. The first person to comment will continue the story with a single sentence, and everyone after that will follow suit until we have our story.
Begin!
Once upon a time, there lived an angry bear.
This angry Bear's name was Oso and he was black as the night, except for one white ear.
His ear was hit repeatedly by a paintballs as the coin fraud special forces group trained for the invasion.
He'd always wear a black ear patch and never “bare” his unique physical imperfection.