Fictional story about spammers in love

in #story7 years ago (edited)

Once upon a time on Steemit, there was an extremely large nation of spammers.

Most of them came here without knowing what is Steemit about, so they were jumping from post to post WITHOUT READING THEM, and leaving comments like: "I follow you, you follow me" and "I upvote you, you upvote me"! They were writing these comments on posts of more experienced users and those were pretty mad about that.

Among those spammers, there was one who looked like he got lost, his name was @spamguy (a fictional character, no real Steemit account). And he didn't know what to do on Steemit at all and somebody very "clever" told him to copy paste "follow for follow" comment.

So, he became perfect COPY/PASTIAN and pasted his comments "follow for follow" wherever he could. But nobody replied, nobody cared and nobody saw that. Everybody ignored him.

After few weeks of doing same shit, he finally lost his nerves. He commented on posts of some extremely big whale his "follow for follow" comment and after few hours, when he saw that nobody cares, he replied on his own comment:

"Why nobody wants to follow me?"

Suddenly, a reply on that appeared:

"I will follow you!"!

The comment came from a user called @spamgirl (also fictional character and not real Steemit account). It seems that she was doing the same thing as @spamguy with same success.

So, they exchanged their experiences and talked a lot on comments of that whale who completely ignored them. That was how @spamgirl and @spamguy got their first follower and learned about mutual support.
They started to hang with each other on steemit.chat and they became best friends. They both were very bad in English and their languages were totally different but true friendship speaks all languages.

After few days, @spamgirl sent her photo to @spamguy and he realized that she is a girl of his age and fell in love immediately! Then he took a bath, shaved his face and took a selfie to send it to @spamgirl. Then she fell in love with him.

That day, they decided to spam the whole network together.
They always upvoted each other's "follow for follow" comments.

One day they did that on comments of some whale who couldn't stand that and flagged them both! So the rest of honest users on Steemit did the same. The reputation of @spamgirl and @spamguy went down to -20.

This was a moment where they showed true love and support to each other. @spamgirl just relied of @spamguys comment:

"I will follow you until the end of time!"

Then he answered:

"And I will follow you as long as I'm alive!"

And that's the true love. They didn't get any support on Steemit, but they found their true love!

Thank you!

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LOL i love it. You have a lot of imagination.

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thats a cool story - happy ending :)

Thank you!

Nice story, no luck on steem but true love 👏

Thank you

that's funny man :))

Thi is a good bedtime story for my kids!

Thank you, I should write more of these

Yes you should. I run out of inspiration so i will use this story if you don't mind?

I don't mind, good luck

When you started this story, I had a faint idea of how it'll end. So I wasn't disappointed at the final outcome. That's how the stories of most spammers end on steemit. Good one. Hehehe 😀😀

LOL, thank you!

You are welcome ✌️

what happens to spam guy and spam girl after their "honeymoon period", im interested to hear,,

First they have to earn some steem to buy plane tickets so they can meet for the first time...

After a rather steemit night in the hot tub @spamgirl and @spamboy became the proud parents of @spaminacan

Nice one

:) i did refrain somewhat, my original post included a reference to tossed spamburger salad ;)

O this made me laugh - may all the spammers find love and dissapear and may there be no little spammer to "I follow you and you follow me" LOL. Resteeming

Thank you!!!

Beautifully written !
Enjoyed your lines @dumar022 !
Upvoted !!

Thanks

welcome !

That's so good! Edit: You don't have to reply with thank you, only if you really need to!

I prefer comments that leave some space for a proper answer or discussion. But thank you ;)

…and then they had @spambabies!

I hope they won't have family reunion on comments of my posts

Just imagine it: generations and generation of @spamdescendants flooding Steem with their meaningless spammy comments!.. Ahhh, a nightmare!! 8-O