Once upon a time, there was a very funny accident happened in the hospital.
A couple husband and wife were taking care of their son who was sick.
Later at that night, at the cold night and a very cold wind blows, their son fell asleep next to his mother.
His father came close and talked to his mother and said "honey, I'm horny, I want to have sex now".
His wife was shocked and got angry.
She said "are you out of your mind? This is hospital for god's sake, don't do anything stupid. There's no way we can do it here".
Her husband responded easily "let's do it under our son's bed, must be safe".
"You are insane, I won't do it here, just hold it until we get home" said his wife angrily.
Her horny husband left without any words, he went straight to the bathroom with his smartphone.
And when he arrived to the bathroom, he masturbated there peacefully and lonely.
"Your hand is not your impingement"