CryptoKnight to the Mayor

Dear Mr. Mayor,

I might need some help with my taxes because I do not want to go to prison for stoopid money like Kid Cannabis.

I am building support for IBM to manufacture TinkerPad here in America. I am determined to turn these profits from bonercoin into a real business. Here is what I sent IBM this morning through their online SupportHole:

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Dear Engines of bidness,

Here is D-Spec fur DeeTinkerPad. Plz iterate uo to A++ level Specification BEFORE Man-U-facture!

It's got left/Right MouseButtonz, and Vert/Whore ScrollWheelzzz. Deez are Well-Placed and Separated. It also has little red mouse nipple centered in keyboard. Keyboard is blk and haz Radium paint symbolz that GlowInTheDark. Mostly important it's got OldSchoolMouseBall and No F-KING TouchPad. My ppl like to touch ballz wit their fingerz. Maybe make ball Red like KindlyOldFunArcadeGame. Most Most Most importantly there is SecurityFeature. See ParaGraph2.

The MagicMagnetRing SecurityBallPair ThisIsHowItWorks: With the MiddleFingerRing The OwnerOfRecord can lift RedBall from TinkerPad. OtherPerson with Wrong/Missing MiddleFingerRing Cannot. When RedBall gets lifted TinkerPad goes SuperSafe LockDown while ContinuingToDoIt'sWork. Sometimes Durring LongSet DJ need HitCan. SuperSafe LockDown = NoInputAccepted. In DeCase RedBall go missing, or get pilfered from pocket there's SecretBackUp RedBall in DeskLocked/WellHidden BlueToothBox. When OwnerOfRecord must access BlueToothBox To retrieve SecretRedBall NewRedBall is ordered from Man-U-Facturer. Cost of TinkerPadSpecific NewRedBall is deducted from TinkerPadPrePay, and delivered by HotShot. Plz Plz Plz Engines of bidness My ppl will pay ExtraInfinityPlus for RemovableReplaceableBlockChained RingsBallsAndWheelz.

FatFingeredMissstakes are costing us Mullah. I tink TinkerPadz can SaveUsSomeMonettAndDeGas.

Toodles!

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This is no laughing matter, but I hope some ppl at your office can laugh a lot. I am also posting it on steemit so it will be transparently blockchained forever.

Regards,

William T. Johnson
www.eazymoneyproductions.us
AKA CryptoKnight234/uselesseater