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RE: Look What I Got For My Birthday!! ~ A Nice Surprise In The Mail ~ With Help From Stinky the Cat ~ Original Photography, Art, and Short Discussion ~

So, cats are exactly the opposite of me and my Mother, when I was in the second grade. I often came down with an odd, fake illness to miss school, because the Safety Patrol bully from the sixth grade that had already started to shave and smelled like sour milk would hold his arms out, and make me wait forever to cross the street. Even when it was all clear and no cars were coming from any direction.

Like the cat owner above, I took this all VERY seriously. My Mother did not. I seldom got to miss school, or the jerky safety patrol kid that smelled bad.
So, it definitely is the same, in a reverse-logic, inverse sort of way. Only with humans, and safety crossing guards, and my Mother, rather than a cat.

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Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.

What do they use then? A light-weight, organic-based (olive oil) 3-in-1? And if not, why don't their eyelids squeak when they close them? This is going to keep me up nights from now on.

Approximately 1/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.

I sure hope this is NOT true. Because if it is, I'm a very simple person, who's whole day is dedicated to walking around the house, thinking: "Is the food dish full?" and "Are we going to the refrigerator again?" and "Why aren't there more Kibbles in the dish?" Followed up all night long with: "Food?!!"
Good Lord, I'm a simple person...

Obviously, I'm not one of these people. I think of 52 MORE things for my cats to do around the house, than I vociferate to them. Sometimes in a strong voice. And they don't respond to a single thing I mention to them out loud, let alone the things I'm thinking they should do.

So, by connecting the dots of logic here, it's obvious they are NOT reading my mind, as they would do at least a FEW of the chores I'm thinking about, even by random accident. And they certainly don't get any of them done. So no, they are definitely not reading my mind.

For example: Just a short while ago, I was thinking to myself, "DillBob, why don't you go find a hobby, chase a mouse, or take a nap under a tree. Just do ANYTHING, except sit on the front porch, at 10:17 A.M., waiting for dinner to be served. That is 9 hours from now! And please stop meowing at the closed door every now and then too."
He's still out there.
Looking at the door.