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American Laziness has ALWAYS been our secret weapon. This is why the modern world has such wonderfully innovate breakthroughs from American science. Such as the following:

  1. Drive through fast food - An absolutely miraculous gift to the world from America!

  2. Movies made entirely from CGI - A boon to the lazy entertainers, actors and actresses of the entire planet, no more work, just movies bearing their names!

  3. Google maps. I mean FFS, we wouldn't even realize there WAS a rest of the world in need of fast good and computer generated films without Google maps!

I'm sure you see my point. Superior laziness, (for you Aussies, I "suppouse" that translates to"superiour" !) is the way America will win! Because we will probably just outsource winning to Team Philippines anyway, right? Somebody decide quickly, because I've got to run through McDonald's real fast and then get back to my xbox before the next match starts! And I left my electric sofa seat warmer turned on when I left so I am in a hurry!

Lord have mercy... I spat out me tea when I read this.

"we will probably just outsource winning to Team Philippines anyway, right? "

😂😂😂😂😂

Hilarious wasn't it - we need to find a job for this @sircork character. This is the funniest set of replies I have read here at Steemit.

I was really counting on somebody catching that joke. I thought it was the highlight of the whole thing haha

Well you sure got a laugh from me! That was gold. I got nothing on that 👍👍

i am not sure i can top it either. Lol sometimes the magic just happens.

Lol i am familiar with how the magic works.
Wait a couple of hours. It could refresh like the voting percentage :D

One can hope

I thought Google maps was all CGI of an imaginary place! That other part of the world must be out past the McDonalds, because I have never seen it. Seems like a lot of unneccesary work to go there, rather than have it brought to you.

Chinese and Pizza delivery! Ah yes. Sometimes my lazy mind forgets how lazy it can actually be, that lazy mind of mine!

LMAO - you are hoot SirCork.