TEAM AUSTRALIA is on notice - the world is mobilising!!
As we at home prepare for our 'Initial world offensive on 1 July 2017,' our scouts have been busy infiltrating enemy strongholds and reporting mobilisation activities from across the globe.
Fortunately initial findings have been described by our senior military officials as... 'of little concern and manageable'.
Excerpts from a TOP SECRET Team Australia military dossier reveal:
Team New Zealand
Rising quickly through the ranks to up the position of SECRETARY, was @biglipsmama. The first thing she did was launch a nationwide conscription campaign under the guise of this 'call-to-arms' initiative pictured below:
And the campaign has been effective. Rising for duty in various executive roles have been @treveir.george, @girlwithavoice, @alicaonline and @adsacty.
Of greater concern however were intercepted encrypted transmissions between @biglipsmama and minor whale + NZ demographics expert @sift666. We will closely monitor communications between the pair.
A TEAM AUSTRALIA field operative was able to capture the following picture from an undisclosed TEAM NEW ZEALAND barrack on the outskirts of Queenstown.
Great Britain
Scouts in London report a "sleeping giant has awoken!"
At least this is the claim by the UK's @tremendospercy as he sat for tea and scones with 20 of Britain's finest Steemians including:
@podod @abh12345 @flatrider @sixteen4nachist @zoobeedoo @gmuxx @rickyjrx @zeus1 @stormriderstudio @scarletleonard @outerground @adamm @crytobeard @bisade @the-sassy-owl @hopehuggs @medaliciousmango @perceptualflaws & @ckz
The photo above was taken by an undercover operative at the UK STEEM WARS rally today, just after Martha made her apology to the team for forgetting to replace yesterday's milk with a new bottle.
Shortly thereafter it is said that the 'tough strategic discussions' took place - 'should we be teamGB or teamUK or teambritain or teamgreatbritain?'
Next they considered team logo's with the following image being consider favorite according to prominent UK bookmaker.
Senior TEAM AUSTRALIA military official's are calling a UK STEEM WARS defensive - 'weak-moderate at best'.
More information here.
https://steemit.com/teamgb/@tremendospercy/teamgb-update-list-of-recruits-and-decisions-to-be-made
We are expecting reports in from USA and Germany overnight.
There has been little news on a South East Asian defensive with the exception of this image...
https://steemit.com/teamphilippines/@bearone/team-philippines-where-the-bloody-hell-are-you
End.
SirKnight
Thanks as always to to Arly / @bearone for the pictures - and Google
👍 Should be an awesome time! --- Idea for a contest bubbling in my mind, @sirknight and your StarWars soldier just gave me enough boldness to share it... STEEMWARS STAR PILOTS SURVIVAL RACE... choose your space ship, and chart a course through the race, special story and ship options. No guarantees yet, but just what I have been contemplating as a fun contest. Must be all the sci-fi games my roommate plays!
Aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi
Sounds good Ted - however, wait until I set the first challenge - if you think it will suit the format you can run yours. However, sound to me like your idea could be a whole new competition in itself. SK.
Ok, great. Will wait and see.
brilliant :) I get the feeling this is going to get spectacularly out of hand.
Just the way I like it Adamm. Thanks for popping in. SK.
cant wait for this World War! :D I'm laughing like crazy with this idea! get your steemit cannons ready! fireeeeeeeeeee :D
the war is appon us lol
Me too Kintar - getting closer now. SK.
better take cover on a bunker no? I'm sure this will be a total chaos around! 😂😂
let this WW3 begin! 💪🔛
Awesome once again. I've jumped the gun a little and am going solo in @papa-pepper's latest Steem-pocalypse representing #teamaustralia. Wish me luck!
Good luck scooter77 - I would join you but busy with STEEM WAR matters - please let us know about how it goes - the good the bad - what works what doesn't. I look forward to the post. Cheers, SK.
This is very funny. Keep stirring that pot!
Calm yourself...... Us aussies have never lost a bloody thing ever (not an actual fact and i have nothing to back up this statment, doesnt make it not true though)
Dude, I love our posts and hope the Brits will get off their arses soon to give me a hand, however at this rate it's me verses the world. There have been a few more sign ups but little in the way of help.
F*ck it, I'd rather die alone on the battlefield than not stand for the cause.
Bring on Steemwars I expect to be utterly destroyed but better that than cowering like a Frenchman, running like an Italian or turning up when the battle is almost over like the Yanks.
@tremendospercy
The Brits have always been slow to the wars mate - but when it starts - they will be there.
Hilarious! I especially like the GB/ UK/ Britain/ Great Britain flag. TeamUSA is building. It figures, we spend all those years accumulating guns, and the next global conflict is fought using... keyboards? We missed that one. Never should have replaced the typing class in public schools with the class on recognizing and creating safe spaces.
We shall overcome! By "we", I mean @swenger, @walkingkeys, @sanchez, @franzia, and @yehey. We have the East Coast, West Coast, and South represented.
Hey mate - will keep this quick cause I need to get to bed... but...
See.
https://steemit.com/@fronttowardenemy
https://steemit.com/@the-scuba-sherpa
Both these guys replied to my original declaration and are from the US
Hooray !!!
Sweet dream sirknight
Nice one! Cracked me up!
Thank you WUWN - glad you liked. SK.
Haha love it! A very entertaining coverage of war efforts world wide 👍👍
Thank you Arly - can't wait for Monday's images. Enjoy the weekend. SK.
Cheers mate. I hope youre having a good one too!
This just keeps getting better and better. Love it!
Team Australia is like a family - the bigger, the better! SirKnight!
Definitely, all welcome here!!
You have opened a can of worms @sirknight. The next can you open better be a can of whoopass.
I hope so too LB - otherwise it will be very embarrassing. ;) SK
This post cracked me up! Well done @sirknight Epic idea! Go hard #teamaustralia
Thanks Mike - glad you liked. SK. PS. Anyone reading this post should check out Mike and his pineapples.
Well written!
Thank you nolnocuap. Glad you liked. SK
hahaha this is better than tv!
So true Shelly. You know I am behind now on 'House of Cards' and 'Fear the Walking Dead' and I couldn't care less. Think GoT is just going to pass me by too. SK.
Oh now GoT is going a bit extreme hahahaha
Too funny, love the pics.
Glad you liked - now waiting for the retort @biglipsmama - ; ) SK.
Really great idea :0) awsome upvoted and followed
Fantastic saffi - got you back. You should speak with Choogirl about becoming a member of Team Australia. SK.
Thank u :0) I will thx for the tip. Have a great weekend
Hi @sirknight, can you give me please link to official logo of teamaustralia?
Will take care of this tonight for you elviento.
Great post! :)
Thanks Galen. SK.
This is too funny- The innocent face of the '@bigmamalips Kiwi conscription 2017'
Hilarious! Thanks for the update and intel! Ready to take on the world!